Hi, I'm Berenal and this is where I post my doge stuff.

 

dezayasa:

berenal:

dezayasa

That’s the video they show at all Driver’s Ed classes in Miami.

Lmao.

(Source: sizvideos)

nerd-shit:

sasscameron:

the-cinnamon-peelers-wife:

huffingtonpost:

Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

(Source: Getty Images)

What the actual literal fuck

legend goes that a woman who had vagina dentata or “teeth” in her vagina (be it a demon or std), castrated her lover’s penis on their wedding night. she asked a blacksmith for help and he made her pretty much an iron dildo to break the teeth off

the tradition celebrates this iron penis, hence its name, festival of steel phallus

in more modern times, sex workers would to go to a shrine to pray for protection from STDs while couples would pray for healthy pregnancies and marriages.

it is also regarded as a fertility festival, where couples would pray for the health of their babies or hope that babies are in the future

the tradition has raised HIV awareness and research efforts in japan so like yeah it’s actually a very neat and positive thing yeah

This is all of Japanese culture in a photoset.

lmao what the fuck.

venitaspeaks:

illumahottie:

compromisedanalintegrity:

nicevagina:

itsfunnytome:

Top 50 Vine Scare Cam

I fucking lost it when that girl gets smacked in the face with a baking tray ahahahah

LOOK. this shit is IT.

g o o o o o o d b y e

i about pissed myself from laughing so hard

lmfao

spongebob rp

rustboro:

erureido:

rustboro:

[Mr. Krabs was panicked, and he burst into his restaurant.]

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Who took me secret formuler!?

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[President Nixon looks crestfallen, as he had been looking forward to a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty for so long that he couldnt help himself and stole the formula. ]

I’m so sorry Eugene, ive hurt you once again

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Ya betrayed me for the last time, Nixon. Your beloved country will fall

spongeboy me bob.

(Source: kidouyuuto)

thorrson:

qqmoarz:

John Freeman, Saver of Humens

I actually watch this once a year.

I never forget to watch it

So that I never forget the sacrifice of John Freeman

alex-bexley:

berenal:

this happened.

LOL running man karob is the best

thats karob after he used onslaught and killed Teithwyr like a scumbag.

alex-bexley:

berenal:

this happened.

LOL running man karob is the best

thats karob after he used onslaught and killed Teithwyr like a scumbag.

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